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2026 Goal Getter Planner
$46.00
FOR DOING THE JOB I WOULD NEVER COME FOR. HONESTLY WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? - GREETING CARD
$5.00
GREAT BOSS. DOESN'T MICROMANAGE. THINKS CORPORATE CAN SHOVE IT. 10/10 WOULD RECOMMEND. - GREETING CARD
$5.00
THIS IS YOUR CIRCUS, THESE ARE YOUR MONKEYS. AND I AM SO SORRY. - GREETING CARD
$5.00
IF I HAD ANOTHER BOSS I WOULD HATE THEM SO MUCH - GREETING CARD
$5.00
EVERY INCH COUNTS - GREETING CARD
$5.00
AWARDED WORLD'S MOST AVERAGE BOSS - GREETING CARD
$5.00
IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO TRY CLOWN SCHOOL - GREETING CARD
$5.00
YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH CREDIT FOR DOING THIS JOB SOBER. DRINKS ON YOU SOON, YEA? - GREETING CARD
$5.00
YOU CONSTANTLY AMAZE ME BUT NOT IN A GOOD WAY - SWEATSHIRT
$33.00
PUMPKIN SPICE BUT I'M NOT NICE - SWEATSHIRT
$33.00
YOU CONSTANTLY AMAZE ME BUT NOT IN A GOOD WAY - PINK SWEATSHIRT
$33.00
I CAN'T AFFORD TO BE HERE - GREEN SWEATSHIRT
$33.00
I CAN'T AFFORD TO BE HERE - SWEATSHIRT
$33.00
YOU ARE LOVED - UNITY DAY TEE
$22.00
BE KIND- UNITY DAY TEE
$22.00
CHOOSE KINDNESS - UNITY DAY TEE
$22.00
BE A BUDDY NOT A BULLY - UNITY DAY TEE
$22.00
RAINBOW GHOSTS - MUG
$12.00
READ MORE BOOOOOKS - MUG
$12.00
STAYIN' ALIVE - MUG
$12.00
PUMPKIN SPICE BUT I'M NOT NICE - MUG
$12.00
LET'S GO GHOULS - MUG
$12.00
GO SPORTS (MAROON) - T-SHIRT
$20.00
GO SPORTS (BURNT ORANGE) - T-SHIRT
$20.00
PUMPKIN SPICE LATTE, PLEASE - T-SHIRT
$20.00
ESPRESSO MARTINI, PLEASE - T-SHIRT
$20.00
READ MORE BOOOOOOKS - T-SHIRT
$20.00
PUMPKIN SPICE BUT I'M NOT NICE - T-SHIRT
$20.00
WHAT WOULD DOLLY DO? - T-SHIRT
$20.00
LET'S GO GHOULS - T-SHIRT
$20.00
WILDCATS - T-SHIRT
$20.00
I ESCAPED THE SALEM WITCH TRAILS AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS T-SHIRT - T-SHIRT
$20.00
LEAST FAVORITE CHILD - T-SHIRT
$20.00
I'M A TEACHER NOT A MAGICIAN - COLORFUL T-SHIRT
$20.00
YOU CONSTANTLY AMAZE ME BUT NOT IN A GOOD WAY - GREETING CARD
$5.00
IT'S ME, HI, I'M THE PRINCIPAL, IT'S ME. T-SHIRT
$20.00
I CAN'T AFFORD TO BE HERE - T-SHIRT
$20.00
DARLING, I'M A NIGHTMARE DRESSED LIKE A DAYDREAM (EXCEPT NOT RIGHT NOW) - T-SHIRT
$20.00
WHY GO BIG WHEN YOU CAN GO HOME T-SHIRT
$20.00
YOU CONSTANTLY AMAZE ME BUT NOT IN A GOOD WAY - T-SHIRT
$20.00
STOP TALKING BLACK - T-SHIRT
$20.00
IT'S ME, HI, I'M THE TEACHER, IT'S ME - MUG
$12.00
IT'S ME, HI, I'M THE TEACHER, IT'S ME - T-SHIRT
$20.00
LET ME ASK MY WIFE - STICKER
$2.00
CRYING AT THE GYM - STICKER
$2.00
I CRY A LOT BUT I AM SO PRODUCTIVE - STICKER
$2.00
I'M A TEACHER NOT A MAGICIAN - STICKER
$2.00
IT ACTUALLY IS ALL RAINBOWS AND BUTTERFLIES - STICKER
$2.00
I DON'T COOK BUT I LIKE TO STIR THE POT - STICKER
$2.00
I'D STAY UP PAST 8PM FOR YOU - GREETING CARD
$5.00
SMELLS LIKE YOU'RE STUCK WITH ME - GREETING CARD
$5.00
THIS IS TURNING INTO A REALLY LONG ONE NIGHT STAND - GREETING CARD
$5.00
YOU HAD ME AT, "I'VE GOT THE CHECK." - GREETING CARD
$5.00
I LOVE THAT FOR YOU - GREETING CARD
$5.00
SO GLAD YOU SWIPED RIGHT - GREETING CARD
$5.00
I LOVE THAT WE HATE THE SAME PEOPLE - GREETING CARD
$5.00
I LOVE HOW BADASS WE THINK WE ARE WHEN WE'RE TOGETHER - GREETING CARD
$5.00
THANKS FOR PRETENDING YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN SPORTS - GREETING CARD
$5.00
THAT SHIT'S EXHAUSTING - GREETING CARD
$5.00
YOU KNOCK MY CROCS OFF - GREETING CARD
$5.00
YOU'RE MY FAVORITE FRIEND WITH BENEFITS - GREETING CARD
$5.00
I'M SO GLAD YOUR MOM MADE US GET MARRIED - GREETING CARD
$5.00
YOUR FACE IS REALLY GROWING ON ME - GREETING CARD
$5.00
I FREAKING LOVE YOU - GREETING CARD
$5.00
IT'S ME. HI. I'M THE PROBLEM. IT'S ME - GREETING CARD
$5.00
I LOVE THAT WHEN I'M WITH YOU I DON'T HAVE TO ACT LIKE I'M A NICE PERSON - GREETING CARD
$5.00
I CAN'T WAIT TO TELL YOUR KIDS HOW MUCH FUN YOU USED TO BE - GREETING CARD
$5.00
WHO NEEDS THE INTERNET WHEN I HAVE A DAD LIKE YOU TO ANSWER ALL OF MY DUMB QUESTIONS? GREETING CARD
$5.00
WHERE WERE THE TEACHERS LIKE YOU WHEN I WAS A KID? GREETING CARD
$5.00
I'M GLAD WE CAN BE FRIENDS AFTER ALL THOSE AWFUL THINGS I SAID WHEN I WAS YOUNGER - GREETING CARD
$5.00
THANK YOU FOR TELLING ME "GREAT JOB" WHEN I, IN FACT, DID NOT DO A GREAT JOB. GREETING CARD
$5.00
PRETTY COOL HOW YOU'RE MY FAVORITE DAD AND I'M YOUR FAVORITE CHILD - GREETING CARD
$5.00
LOVING YOU IS EASY 'CAUSE YOU'RE (BEAUTIFUL) EASY. GREETING CARD
$5.00
YOU HAD ME AT, "I HAVE A DOG." GREETING CARD
$5.00
HERE'S A CARD YOU CAN READ WITHOUT YOUR GLASSES ON - GREETING CARD
$5.00
WOW. THEY GROW OLD SO FAST. BY THEY I MEAN YOU. GREETING CARD
$5.00
LITERALLY THE LEAST I COULD DO - GREETING CARD
$5.00
SOME PEOPLE HAVE SUGGESTED YOU'RE OLD. IT'S ME. I'M SOME PEOPLE. GREETING CARD
$5.00
NEEDLESS TO SAY I MARRIED UP - GREETING CARD
$5.00
I LOVE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NEVER ONCE UTTERED THE PHRASE, "LET'S GO CAMPING." GREETING CARD
$5.00
AT YOUR AGE, DO THE HARD CANDIES JUST MAGICALLY SHOW UP IN YOUR POCKETS OR DO YOU HAVE TO BUY THEM? GREETING CARD
$5.00
YOU EXPECT US TO CELEBRATE YOUR BIRTHDAY EVERY YEAR? WHATEVER YOU SAY, JESUS. GREETING CARD
$5.00
SO ARE WE EATING OUR FEELINGS OR DRINKING THEM? GREETING CARD
$5.00
TODAY WE CELEBRATE YOU! TOMORROW WE GO BACK TO BEING CONSUMED BY OUR ANXIETIES. GREETING CARD
$5.00
LET'S GROW OLD AND HOLD HANDS (FOREVER) UNTIL I NEED TO USE MY PHONE. GREETING CARD
$5.00
MAY THIS YEAR BRING YOU THE AUDACITY OF A MEDIOCRE WHITE MAN - GREETING CARD
$5.00
FRIENDSIES TIL THE ENDSIES - GREETING CARD
$5.00
I WANT TO EAT CAKE AND TALK ABOUT HOW GREAT YOU ARE. GREETING CARD
$5.00
WORK MEDIUM PLAY MEDIUM BECAUSE WE AREN'T AS YOUNG AS WE USED TO BE. GREETING CARD
$5.00
THE NUMBER KEEPS GETTING HIGHER AND THE F*CKS KEEP GETTING LOWER. HAPPY BIRTHDAY. GREETING CARD
$5.00
CONGRATS ON DODGING THAT WHOLE DYING YOUNG THING. GREETING CARD
$5.00
THERE'S A FINE LINE BETWEEN COUGAR AND CAT LADY. YOU WALK IT WELL - GREETING CARD
$5.00
YOU'RE OLD, BUT HOT, AND I'M SO INTO IT - GREETING CARD
$5.00
THIS IS YOUR ANNUAL REMINDER THAT WE'RE MARRIED - GREETING CARD
$5.00
IS THIS THE BIRTHDAY WHEN YOU START CARRYING A TISSUE IN YOUR SLEEVE? GREETING CARD
$5.00
HAPPY FARTER'S DAY - GREETING CARD
$5.00
I FEEL SORRY FOR PEOPLE WHO DON'T KNOW US - GREETING CARD
$5.00
IS IT HOT IN HERE OR IS IT JUST US - GREETING CARD
$5.00
GOOD LORD YOU'RE HARD TO BUY FOR. GREETING CARD
$5.00
FORTY IS THE NEW F*CK YOU - GREETING CARD
$5.00
YOU'RE THE BEST THING I'VE FOUND ON THE INTERNET - GREETING CARD
$5.00
FORTY THE OTHER F WORD - GREETING CARD
$5.00
TOO OLD FOR SNAPCHAT, TOO YOUNG FOR LIFE ALERT. GREETING CARD
$5.00
FIFTY IS THE NEW F*CK YOU - GREETING CARD
$5.00
IS THIS THE ANNIVERSARY WHERE WE BUY MATCHING TRACK SUITS? GREETING CARD
$5.00
FIFTY THE OTHER F WORD - GREETING CARD
$5.00
QUEEN OF THE KID-DOM - GREETING CARD
$5.00
I'M A TEACHER NOT A MAGICIAN - GREETING CARD
$5.00
MAHJ AND MARGS - GREETING CARD
$5.00
IN MY MAHJONG ERA - GREETING CARD
$5.00
MAHJ IS MY GOLF - GREETING CARD
$5.00
MAHJONG WITH MAH GIRLS - GREETING CARD
$5.00
DON'T TOUCH MY RACK - GREETING CARD
$5.00
SORRY. CAN'T. MAHJONG. BYE. - GREETING CARD
$5.00
IT'S GIVING MAHJONG - GREETING CARD
$5.00
NO TEEN PREGNANCY. NO JAIL TIME. NO DRUG USE. YOU'RE WELCOME. - MUG
$12.00
REAL MEN MAHJ - COASTER
$6.00
IN MY MAHJONG ERA - COASTER
$6.00
DON'T TOUCH MY RACK - COASTER
$6.00
SORRY. CAN'T. MAHJONG. BYE. - COASTER
$6.00
MAHJONG SMILE - COASTER
$6.00
MAHJONG HEART - COASTER
$6.00
MAHJ AND MARGS - COASTER
$6.00
CLUB MAHJ - COASTER
$6.00
MAHJONG WITH MAH GIRLS - COASTER
$6.00
MAHJ IS MY GOLF - COASTER
$6.00
IT'S GIVING MAHJONG - COASTER
$6.00
100% THAT GRINCH - GREETING CARD
$5.00
#ACQUITTED - BUMPER STICKER
$10.00
ALL FOOD IN THIS KITCHEN IS MADE WITH LOVE UNLESS IT'S A CASSEROLE KITCHEN TOWEL
$14.00
ALL SMILES CAR COASTER
$6.00
AWARDED 2023 DILF OF THE YEAR - MUG
$12.00
AWARDED 2023 HOT GIRL OF THE YEAR - MUG
$12.00
AWARDED 2023 MILF OF THE YEAR - MUG
$12.00
BIRCH, PLEASE. - GREETING CARD
$5.00
BLACK & WHITE CHECKERBOARD - WRAPPING PAPER SHEETS
$16.00
BLAME IT ALL ON THE ELF - GREETING CARD
$5.00
BOW-TIFUL CAR COASTER
$6.00
BOW-TIFUL MUG
$12.00
PERSONALIZED BOW-TIFUL - MUG
$15.00
BOYS ARE STUPID GIRLS ARE CRAZY CAR COASTER
$6.00
BOYS ARE STUPID, GIRLS ARE CRAZY - MAGNET
$6.00
BOYS ARE STUPID, GIRLS ARE CRAZY STICKER
$4.00
BUT DID YOU DIE? GREETING CARD
$5.00
CANDY CANE LANE - WRAPPING PAPER SHEETS
$16.00
CAP. GOWN. IT'S GOING DOWN. - GREETING CARD
$5.00
CHECK YO ELF BEFORE YOU WRECK YO ELF - GREETING CARD
$5.00
CHEERS TO 21 - GREETING CARD
$5.00
CONGRATS ON QUITTING YOUR JOB - GREETING CARD
$5.00
CONGRATS ON THE BLING BLING - GREETING CARD
$5.00
CONGRATS ON THE DIVORCE - GREETING CARD
$5.00
CONGRATS ON TRYING TO QUIT DRINKING - GREETING CARD
$5.00
CONGRATS ON TRYING TO QUIT SMOKING - GREETING CARD
$5.00
DANCING QUEEN YOUNG & SWEET ONLY 17 - GREETING CARD
$5.00
DIDN'T ASK DON'T CARE CAR COASTER
$6.00
DIDN'T ASK, DON'T CARE - MAGNET
$6.00
CORAL CHECKERBOARD - WRAPPING PAPER SHEETS
$16.00
DEAR MOM, I GET IT NOW - GREETING CARD
$5.00
DIDN'T ASK, DON'T CARE
$10.00
DIDN'T ASK, DON'T CARE - STICKER
$4.00
DIDN'T ASK DON'T CARE CONVERSATION HEARTS CAR COASTER
$6.00
DIDN'T ASK DON'T CARE CONVERSATION HEARTS KITCHEN TOWEL
$14.00
DIDN'T ASK DON'T CARE CONVERSATION HEARTS - MUG
$12.00
DIDN'T ASK DON'T CARE KITCHEN TOWEL
$14.00
DIDN'T ASK DON'T CARE MUG
$12.00
DILF IN THE MAKING - GREETING CARD
$5.00
DIRTY VIC 77901 KITCHEN TOWEL
$14.00
DIRTY VIC 77904 KITCHEN TOWEL
$14.00
DON'T BE AN ASS CAR COASTER
$6.00
DON'T BE AN ASS - MAGNET
$6.00
DON'T BE AN ASS STICKER
$4.00
DON'T CRY BECAUSE IT'S OVER, SMILE BECAUSE YOU NEVER HAVE TO SEE HIS MOTHER AGAIN. GREETING CARD
$5.00
DON'T GET YOUR TINSEL IN A TANGLE - GREETING CARD
$5.00
DON'T HONK I WILL CRY
$10.00
DON'T HONK I WILL CRY - STICKER
$4.00
DON'T LOOK AT ME I WILL CRY CAR COASTER
$6.00
DON'T LOOK AT ME I'LL CRY STICKER
$4.00
DON'T WORRY THERE'S MONEY IN HERE - GREETING CARD
$5.00
DRINKING, BUT MAKE IT LEGAL - GREETING CARD (TEAL)
$5.00
DRINKING, BUT MAKE IT LEGAL - GREETING CARD (PINK)
$5.00
DRIVING HOME TO MY CATS
$10.00
DRIVING HOME TO MY CATS CAR COASTER
$6.00
DRIVING HOME TO MY CATS - MAGNET
$6.00
DRIVING HOME TO MY CATS - STICKER
$4.00
DUMP HIM CONVERSATION HEART CAR COASTER
$6.00
DUMP HIM CONVERSATION HEART - MUG
$12.00
EVERY NIGHT IS GIRLS NIGHT
$6.00
EVERY NIGHT IS GIRLS NIGHT - MAGNET
$6.00
EVERY NIGHT IS GIRLS NIGHT STICKER
$4.00
EXTRA SPICY - T-SHIRT
$20.00
FLOP ERA CAR COASTER
$6.00
FLOP ERA - MAGNET
$6.00
FLOP ERA - STICKER
$4.00
FOR YOUR SAKE, I SURE HOPE SANTA IS FEELING JOLLY THIS YEAR - GREETING CARD
$5.00
F*CKING FINALLY - GREETING CARD (PINK)
$5.00
F*CKING FINALLY - GREETING CARD (TEAL)
$5.00
F*CK YOU, I HAVE CANCER - GREETING CARD (PINK)
$5.00
GETTING FIRED MIGHT ACTUALLY BE A GOOD THING - GREETING CARD
$5.00
GILF CAR COASTER
$6.00