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Greeting Cards

Greeting Cards

FOR DOING THE JOB I WOULD NEVER COME FOR. HONESTLY WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? - GREETING CARD
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GREAT BOSS. DOESN'T MICROMANAGE. THINKS CORPORATE CAN SHOVE IT. 10/10 WOULD RECOMMEND. - GREETING CARD
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THIS IS YOUR CIRCUS, THESE ARE YOUR MONKEYS. AND I AM SO SORRY. - GREETING CARD
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IF I HAD ANOTHER BOSS I WOULD HATE THEM SO MUCH - GREETING CARD
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EVERY INCH COUNTS - GREETING CARD
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AWARDED WORLD'S MOST AVERAGE BOSS - GREETING CARD
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IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO TRY CLOWN SCHOOL - GREETING CARD
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YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH CREDIT FOR DOING THIS JOB SOBER. DRINKS ON YOU SOON, YEA? - GREETING CARD
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YOU CONSTANTLY AMAZE ME BUT NOT IN A GOOD WAY - GREETING CARD
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AT YOUR AGE, DO THE HARD CANDIES JUST MAGICALLY SHOW UP IN YOUR POCKETS OR DO YOU HAVE TO BUY THEM? GREETING CARD
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BUT DID YOU DIE? GREETING CARD
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CAP. GOWN. IT'S GOING DOWN. - GREETING CARD
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CHEERS TO 21 - GREETING CARD
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CONGRATS ON DODGING THAT WHOLE DYING YOUNG THING. GREETING CARD
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CONGRATS ON QUITTING YOUR JOB - GREETING CARD
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CONGRATS ON THE BLING BLING - GREETING CARD
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CONGRATS ON THE DIVORCE - GREETING CARD
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CONGRATS ON TRYING TO QUIT DRINKING - GREETING CARD
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CONGRATS ON TRYING TO QUIT SMOKING - GREETING CARD
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DANCING QUEEN YOUNG & SWEET ONLY 17 - GREETING CARD
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DEAR MOM, I GET IT NOW - GREETING CARD
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DILF IN THE MAKING - GREETING CARD
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DON'T CRY BECAUSE IT'S OVER, SMILE BECAUSE YOU NEVER HAVE TO SEE HIS MOTHER AGAIN. GREETING CARD
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DON'T TOUCH MY RACK - GREETING CARD
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DON'T WORRY THERE'S MONEY IN HERE - GREETING CARD
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DRINKING, BUT MAKE IT LEGAL - GREETING CARD (PINK)
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DRINKING, BUT MAKE IT LEGAL - GREETING CARD (TEAL)
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FIFTY IS THE NEW F*CK YOU - GREETING CARD
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FIFTY THE OTHER F WORD - GREETING CARD
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FORTY IS THE NEW F*CK YOU - GREETING CARD
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FORTY THE OTHER F WORD - GREETING CARD
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FRIENDSIES TIL THE ENDSIES - GREETING CARD
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F*CKING FINALLY - GREETING CARD (PINK)
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F*CKING FINALLY - GREETING CARD (TEAL)
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F*CK YOU, I HAVE CANCER - GREETING CARD (PINK)
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GETTING FIRED MIGHT ACTUALLY BE A GOOD THING - GREETING CARD
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GILF IN THE MAKING - GREETING CARD
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GOOD LORD YOU'RE HARD TO BUY FOR. GREETING CARD
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GOOD THINGS COME TO THOSE WHO KNOW HOW TO GET SHIT DONE - GREETING CARD
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HAHAHAHA YOU ARE GETTING SO OLD - GREETING CARD
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HAPPY FARTER'S DAY - GREETING CARD
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HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY AND THANK YOU FOR TEACHING ME HOW TO SAY , "IT WAS ON SALE" WITH A STRAIGHT FACE - GREETING CARD
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HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY FROM YOUR FAVORITE PAIN IN THE ASS - GREETING CARD
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HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY TO A MOTHER-IN-LAW THAT I NEVER HAVE TO WHINE ABOUT - GREETING CARD
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HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY TO THE ONLY PERSON WHO KNOWS WHY I TURNED OUT SO WEIRD - GREETING CARD
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HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY YOU MAKE MOM JEANS LOOK REALLY COOL - GREETING CARD
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HELLO BABY (TEAL) - GREETING CARD
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HELLO BABY (PINK) - GREETING CARD
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HERE'S A CARD YOU CAN READ WITHOUT YOUR GLASSES ON - GREETING CARD
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I CAN'T WAIT TO TELL YOUR KIDS HOW MUCH FUN YOU USED TO BE - GREETING CARD
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I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT I'M FEELING 22 - GREETING CARD
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I'D STAY UP PAST 8PM FOR YOU - GREETING CARD
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I FEEL SORRY FOR PEOPLE WHO DON'T KNOW US - GREETING CARD
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IF I HAD A DIFFERENT MOM I WOULD PUNCH HER AND GO FIND YOU - GREETING CARD
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I FREAKING LOVE YOU - GREETING CARD
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IF YOU'RE READING THIS I LOVE YOU - GREETING CARD
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I GUESS I SHOULD SAY THANK YOU
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I HEARD WE HAVE SOME CELEBRATING TO DO
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I LOVE HOW BADASS WE THINK WE ARE WHEN WE'RE TOGETHER - GREETING CARD
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I LOVE THAT FOR YOU - GREETING CARD
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I LOVE THAT WE HATE THE SAME PEOPLE - GREETING CARD
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I LOVE THAT WHEN I'M WITH YOU I DON'T HAVE TO ACT LIKE I'M A NICE PERSON - GREETING CARD
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I LOVE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NEVER ONCE UTTERED THE PHRASE, "LET'S GO CAMPING." GREETING CARD
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I LOVE YOU CHERRY MUCH - GREETING CARD
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I'M A TEACHER NOT A MAGICIAN - GREETING CARD
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I'M GLAD WE CAN BE FRIENDS AFTER ALL THOSE AWFUL THINGS I SAID WHEN I WAS YOUNGER - GREETING CARD
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I'M LIKE, REALLY SORRY - GREETING CARD
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I’M SO GLAD I FOUND YOU - GREETING CARD
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I'M SO GLAD YOUR MOM MADE US GET MARRIED - GREETING CARD
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IN MY MAHJONG ERA - GREETING CARD
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IS IT HOT IN HERE OR IS IT JUST US - GREETING CARD
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IS THIS THE ANNIVERSARY WHERE WE BUY MATCHING TRACK SUITS? GREETING CARD
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IS THIS THE BIRTHDAY WHEN YOU START CARRYING A TISSUE IN YOUR SLEEVE? GREETING CARD
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IT'S ABOUT TIME I SAY THANK YOU - GREETING CARD
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IT'S GIVING BIRTHDAY - GREETING CARD
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IT'S GIVING GRADUATION - GREETING CARD
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IT'S GIVING MAHJONG - GREETING CARD
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IT'S ME. HI. I'M THE PROBLEM. IT'S ME - GREETING CARD
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IT'S NOT A WHORE HOUSE, IT'S A WHORE HOME - GREETING CARD
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I WANT TO EAT CAKE AND TALK ABOUT HOW GREAT YOU ARE. GREETING CARD
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I WON'T ASK WHAT YOU'RE DOING AFTER GRADUATION - GREETING CARD
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LET'S MAKE OUT VALENTINE CARD
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LET'S GROW OLD AND HOLD HANDS (FOREVER) UNTIL I NEED TO USE MY PHONE. GREETING CARD
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LISTEN UP 'CAUSE I'VE GOT SOME THINGS TO SAY
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LITERALLY THE LEAST I COULD DO - GREETING CARD
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LOOKS LIKE YOU JUST GOT A LOT MORE FREE TIME - GREETING CARD
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LOVING YOU IS EASY 'CAUSE YOU'RE (BEAUTIFUL) EASY. GREETING CARD
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MAHJ AND MARGS - GREETING CARD
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MAHJ IS MY GOLF - GREETING CARD
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MAHJONG WITH MAH GIRLS - GREETING CARD
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MAY THE RECORD SHOW: I SENT A CARD AND NOT A TEXT - GREETING CARD
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MAY THIS YEAR BRING YOU THE AUDACITY OF A MEDIOCRE WHITE MAN - GREETING CARD
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MILF IN THE MAKING
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MORE THAN PIZZA VALENTINE CARD
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NEEDLESS TO SAY I MARRIED UP - GREETING CARD
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NO BUNNY QUITE LIKE YOU - GREETING CARD
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NO TEEN PREGNANCY. NO JAIL TIME. NO DRUG USE. YOU'RE WELCOME. - GREETING CARD
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NOT YOUR FIRST RODEO - GREETING CARD
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NOW EVERYONE KNOWS YOU PUT OUT - GREETING CARD
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OH SHIT, YOU'RE GETTING MARRIED
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OH SHIT, YOU'RE PREGNANT - GREETING CARD
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OH TO BE 21 - GREETING CARD
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OK, BIRTHDAY QUEEN! - GREETING CARD
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ONLY TODAY WILL I ADMIT THAT I AM, IN FACT, TURNING INTO YOU - GREETING CARD
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PERSONALLY I AM SO GLAD YOU GOT RID OF HIM
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PRETTY COOL HOW YOU'RE MY FAVORITE DAD AND I'M YOUR FAVORITE CHILD - GREETING CARD
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QUEEN OF THE KID-DOM - GREETING CARD
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RIP FAKE ID - GREETING CARD
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RUDE THAT YOU ARE YOUNGER THAN ME BUT GO OFF - GREETING CARD
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SHIT JUST GOT REAL - GREETING CARD
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SMELLS LIKE YOU'RE STUCK WITH ME - GREETING CARD
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SO ARE WE EATING OUR FEELINGS OR DRINKING THEM? GREETING CARD
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SO GLAD YOU SWIPED RIGHT - GREETING CARD
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SOME PEOPLE HAVE SUGGESTED YOU'RE OLD. IT'S ME. I'M SOME PEOPLE. GREETING CARD
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SORRY. CAN'T. MAHJONG. BYE. - GREETING CARD
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TESTED POSITIVE FOR BEING YOUR FAVORITE CHILD - GREETING CARD
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THANKS FOR PRETENDING YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN SPORTS - GREETING CARD
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THANK YOU FOR TELLING ME "GREAT JOB" WHEN I, IN FACT, DID NOT DO A GREAT JOB. GREETING CARD
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THAT SHIT'S EXHAUSTING - GREETING CARD
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THAT'S THE SPIRIT - GREETING CARD
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THE NUMBER KEEPS GETTING HIGHER AND THE F*CKS KEEP GETTING LOWER. HAPPY BIRTHDAY. GREETING CARD
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THERE ARE SO MANY THINGS I LIKE ABOUT YOU
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THERE'S A FINE LINE BETWEEN COUGAR AND CAT LADY. YOU WALK IT WELL - GREETING CARD
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THIRTY, FLIRTY, AND THRIVING - GREETING CARD
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THIS IS TURNING INTO A REALLY LONG ONE NIGHT STAND - GREETING CARD
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THIS IS YOUR ANNUAL REMINDER THAT WE'RE MARRIED - GREETING CARD
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TODAY WE CELEBRATE YOU! TOMORROW WE GO BACK TO BEING CONSUMED BY OUR ANXIETIES. GREETING CARD
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TOO OLD FOR SNAPCHAT, TOO YOUNG FOR LIFE ALERT. GREETING CARD
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WE'VE BEEN TRYING TO REACH YOU ABOUT YOUR CAR'S EXTENDED WARRANTY
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WHERE WERE THE TEACHERS LIKE YOU WHEN I WAS A KID? GREETING CARD
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WHO NEEDS THE INTERNET WHEN I HAVE A DAD LIKE YOU TO ANSWER ALL OF MY DUMB QUESTIONS? GREETING CARD
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WORK MEDIUM PLAY MEDIUM BECAUSE WE AREN'T AS YOUNG AS WE USED TO BE. GREETING CARD
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WOW. THEY GROW OLD SO FAST. BY THEY I MEAN YOU. GREETING CARD
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YOU EXPECT US TO CELEBRATE YOUR BIRTHDAY EVERY YEAR? WHATEVER YOU SAY, JESUS. GREETING CARD
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YOU HAD ME AT, "I HAVE A DOG." GREETING CARD
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YOU HAD ME AT, "I'VE GOT THE CHECK." - GREETING CARD
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YOU JUST KEEP GETTING OLDER
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YOU KNOCK MY CROCS OFF - GREETING CARD
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YOU'RE A FATHA
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YOU'RE A MOTHA
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YOUR CONTINUED SUCCESS IS STARTING TO GET ANNOYING CONGRATS ANYWAY - GREETING CARD
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YOU'RE LIKE IF CHIPS AND GUAC WAS A PERSON - GREETING CARD
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YOU'RE LIKE SUNSHINE BUT MAYBE EVEN BETTER (PINK) - GREETING CARD
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YOU'RE MY FAVORITE FRIEND WITH BENEFITS - GREETING CARD
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YOU'RE NEVER TOO MUSH FOR ME - GREETING CARD
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YOU'RE OLD, BUT HOT, AND I'M SO INTO IT - GREETING CARD
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YOU'RE THE BEST THING I'VE FOUND ON THE INTERNET - GREETING CARD
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YOUR FACE IS REALLY GROWING ON ME - GREETING CARD
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YOU SURE DID DO SOMETHING WITH THOSE LEMONS LIFE GAVE YOU
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