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Birthday

AT YOUR AGE, DO THE HARD CANDIES JUST MAGICALLY SHOW UP IN YOUR POCKETS OR DO YOU HAVE TO BUY THEM? GREETING CARD
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CONGRATS ON DODGING THAT WHOLE DYING YOUNG THING. GREETING CARD
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CHEERS TO 21 - GREETING CARD
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DANCING QUEEN YOUNG & SWEET ONLY 17 - GREETING CARD
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DON'T WORRY THERE'S MONEY IN HERE - GREETING CARD
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DRINKING, BUT MAKE IT LEGAL - GREETING CARD (PINK)
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DRINKING, BUT MAKE IT LEGAL - GREETING CARD (TEAL)
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FIFTY IS THE NEW F*CK YOU - GREETING CARD
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FIFTY THE OTHER F WORD - GREETING CARD
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FORTY IS THE NEW F*CK YOU - GREETING CARD
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FORTY THE OTHER F WORD - GREETING CARD
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GOOD LORD YOU'RE HARD TO BUY FOR. GREETING CARD
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HAHAHAHA YOU ARE GETTING SO OLD - GREETING CARD
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HERE'S A CARD YOU CAN READ WITHOUT YOUR GLASSES ON - GREETING CARD
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I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT I'M FEELING 22 - GREETING CARD
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IS THIS THE BIRTHDAY WHEN YOU START CARRYING A TISSUE IN YOUR SLEEVE? GREETING CARD
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IT'S GIVING BIRTHDAY - GREETING CARD
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I WANT TO EAT CAKE AND TALK ABOUT HOW GREAT YOU ARE. GREETING CARD
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LITERALLY THE LEAST I COULD DO - GREETING CARD
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MAY THE RECORD SHOW: I SENT A CARD AND NOT A TEXT - GREETING CARD
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MAY THIS YEAR BRING YOU THE AUDACITY OF A MEDIOCRE WHITE MAN - GREETING CARD
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OH TO BE 21 - GREETING CARD
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OK, BIRTHDAY QUEEN! - GREETING CARD
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PRETTY COOL HOW YOU'RE MY FAVORITE DAD AND I'M YOUR FAVORITE CHILD - GREETING CARD
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RIP FAKE ID - GREETING CARD
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RUDE THAT YOU ARE YOUNGER THAN ME BUT GO OFF - GREETING CARD
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SOME PEOPLE HAVE SUGGESTED YOU'RE OLD. IT'S ME. I'M SOME PEOPLE. GREETING CARD
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THE NUMBER KEEPS GETTING HIGHER AND THE F*CKS KEEP GETTING LOWER. HAPPY BIRTHDAY. GREETING CARD
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THIRTY, FLIRTY, AND THRIVING - GREETING CARD
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TODAY WE CELEBRATE YOU! TOMORROW WE GO BACK TO BEING CONSUMED BY OUR ANXIETIES. GREETING CARD
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TOO OLD FOR SNAPCHAT, TOO YOUNG FOR LIFE ALERT. GREETING CARD
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WHO NEEDS THE INTERNET WHEN I HAVE A DAD LIKE YOU TO ANSWER ALL OF MY DUMB QUESTIONS? GREETING CARD
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WORK MEDIUM PLAY MEDIUM BECAUSE WE AREN'T AS YOUNG AS WE USED TO BE. GREETING CARD
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WOW. THEY GROW OLD SO FAST. BY THEY I MEAN YOU. GREETING CARD
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YOU EXPECT US TO CELEBRATE YOUR BIRTHDAY EVERY YEAR? WHATEVER YOU SAY, JESUS. GREETING CARD
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YOU'RE OLD, BUT HOT, AND I'M SO INTO IT - GREETING CARD
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